Am I a Real Aussie Yet??

It has been 11 months and with only FOUR WEEKS left until I get home, I thought I would evaluate myself on the scale of a true Aussie...

Slang
Although I haven't mastered the accent (its truly bloody hard!), I have picked up a few phrases and words that make me sound more Aussie (pronounced ozzy, by the way...only Americans say Aussie). I am comfortable throwing together real Aussie sentences like... "I reckon there's heaps of bloody good beer here." I frequently begin conversations with "How you goin'?". I also say "tea" instead of dinner, brekkie for breakfast, and arvo for afternoon. I wouldn't even blink if someone said "fair dinkum" or "huru" because I know that those mean "for real?!" and "goodbye". And while I wouldn't flinch when someone SAYS "budgie smuggler" I would cringe to see a tight little speedo on the beach (budgie is a small parakeet-like bird, hence a speedo is a budge smuggler because it looks like they've got a budgie they're trying to smuggle!). I have also caught myself saying "Good onya!" when someone does good, "bloke" for any guy, and "bloody" quite a bit. I seem to have also picked up quite the chill phrase of "no worries" and the not-so-chill phrase of "pull yer head in mate!" when someone gets a little loose.

Tucker

Love me a meat pie!

Meat pies filled with chicken, prawns, beef, gravy, or even spaghetti are a common and delicious occurrence in any balanced Aussie diet. Also, sausage rolls, a fillo pastry stuffed with minced meat and spices, and chocolate milk (also known as a tradie's lunch) are definitely not unheard of while travelling. I now refer to french fries as chips and ketchup as tomato sauce and can't resist a good meal of fish and chips with tarter (pronounced tar-tair here). I have recently been introduced to some fabulous Aussie treats, including Lamingtons, which are a dense cake coated in coconut and served double decker style with cream in the middle. I have to say I was spoiled to have Denise around because she is a fantastic cook and made amazing Christmas pudding, fruit cake, and hot custard, none of which I had tried before, but highly reccommend. She is also known for her sponge cake, which is a very light, fluffy, delicious cake kind of like angel food, but better, and her mud cake, which is a dense, chocolatey, gooey cake with chocolate ganache which literally feels like an explosion in your mouth. SOOO yum.
Just like a real Aussie, I now like my burgers with EVERYTHING on them. Including pineapple and BEETROOT. Although I'm not quite a super fan of vegemite, a bite or two every now and again is alright (I did give it a fair try while courting Andrew, I'm talking like I ate it for brekkie multiple time per week!). I've eaten kangaroo a couple times, crocodile, and a funny sea creature called a "bug" a couple times. Also, I overloaded on oysters over Christmas time and even gave shucking them a go! I have pigged out on lamb, something we don't eat a lot in our home in the States, and plenty of other top cuts of meat, perks of having a brother-in-law butcher and haven't been disappointed by anything!

Adventures
Its hard to pick my favorite highlights from the year, but there are some amazing things we did (and still many more to do!). We happened to spend a lot of time in zoos and petting zoos because, let's face it, I can't get enough of the Aussie wildlife! Kangaroos, koalas, wombats, echidnas, platypuses, etc etc etc became my new favorites as I got to hand feed, pet, and hang out with these fascinating creatures. Also the abundance of spiders, bugs, snakes, and crocs I got to see, both in the wild and in captivity gave me a sense of reality about how dangerous, yet fascinating this place is!
Some of my favorite big adventures include:

7 km walk to Bondi from Coogee

Hiking the Blue Mountains

Cheering at a Rabbitohs Game with the biggest fans

Going to see the Lion King

Attending a Chingy concert...

Participating with 100,000 people in the City 2 Surf

Jumping, wading, and sliding in the canyons of the Blue Mts

Scuba and snorkel in the Great Barrier Reef

Hiking the tropical rainforest

Touring a coal mine

Competing in my first, second and possibly third triathlons!

Sea Kayaking

Enjoying the whitest sand in the world and the crystal waters of Jervis Bay

It was a year of Aussie adventures filled with lessons of life, love, family, and hard times. But, as previously said, it has truly been the best year of my life and I couldn't be more happy with how I spent it, and more importantly WHO I spent it with. Thank you to everyone who was a part of it, regardless of how big or small, each and every person made this year memorable for me. That being said, there are still a few more adventures to come and maybe one last blog! 

Oldies trip, Chrissy, and Beachin' New Year

Karaoke Wine Tour

Hanging with the locals

It's been quite a while since my last post so I'll just give a quick update on some things that happened in December over here! As most of you probably know, my parents were out for a visit and after a bit of a bumpy trip (UNITED AIRLINES FAIL!) and a lost bag, they finally settled in and we hit the ground running! The day they arrived we had lunch at the beach in Coogee than came to Raymond Terrace for a "Thanksgiving" meal, which was one of the best ever, thanks to my future mother-in-law, Denise. We rounded out their weekend with a gaol (jail) tour, karaoke at the bowling club, and then an epic karaoke bus tour to wine country for my (late) birthday celebration. A fun time was had by all, but by the time we finished the big weekend, a few days camping with our parents was much welcome. We had a crazy encounter with a wild possum, which came down the tree looking for food and ended up jumping on Andrew's leg (even though we didn't have food!). We fished in the ocean, went prawning in the lake, had a ski, and quite a few hands of cards. We visited Oakvale petting zoo again and got some fantastic one on one time with the kangaroos, koalas, and goats again, which was only made better by the cloudy weather that kept the crowds low.

Beautiful engagement cake made by Denise, I even helped with flowers!

The second weekend was our engagement party which was a fantastic celebration filled with good food, plenty of drinks, and great company. We spent the next couple days seeing some sights around Raymond Terrace and then headed to Sydney for their last few days. We had quite a bit first night but pulled through and wandered around the city the following day, including a fantastic tour of "The Rocks", an area just outside the harbor where the convicts were originally housed when Oz was first settled. The chilling stories, cool artifacts, and friendly guide rounded out a great day in Sydney. The next day my parents flew out and the Sydney Siege occurred, where we had just been strolling past the day before! For those who don't know much about the siege, a terrorist held up people in the Lindt Cafe (a coffee shop endorsed by Lindt chocolate) which ended 18 hours later with two casualties. It was a sobering moment for all of Australia as a terrorist attack like this had never happened previously in Australia.

Chrissy Tucker

Chrissy twins

Chrissy, or Christmas, here was a fantastic day. It could have easily made me homesick but instead, I was surrounded by love, laughter, and family and could not have asked for a better day. We played Monopoly, ate a DELICIOUS meal, drank a few Coors, played cards, and tried to escape the humidity of the 90 degree day. Jemima, Miranda, and Sam (Jenny's kids) got suitcases for their trip to the USA, which was pretty exciting as well! Nothing warms the heart like kids on Christmas, regardless of where in the world you are!

Camping in the forest

Camping on the beach

For New Years weekend, Andrew and I packed up Terry's truck and went camping. We had quite the setup and spent one day in the forest, one day at a campground with Andrew's mates, and one day (New Years Eve) on the beach. We threw a line out, caught, cut, and cooked fresh fish and steaks for dinner along with a fancy bottle of champagne. We could see fireworks from a town nearby so we watched those at 9 pm and after a game of cribbage, ended up sleeping around 11. Although we didn't make it until midnight, we were up for the first sunrise of 2015 and enjoyed it watching dolphins, having brekkie burritos, and having another fish. Around 8 we encountered a weary Irish guy who was lost on the beach and had wandered kms away from where he was staying. We packed up and gave him a ride to the road and headed home ourselves for a few more days relaxing before getting back to reality.

New Years Eve 2014

Overall, a great end to the best year of my life!






 

Oh, the Places You Will Go

Spring has officially sprung and brought with it many new sights, sounds, and stories. It has been a good few months since my last post so I'll try to be snappy about filling you in on everything that has been going on, starting all the way back in:

SEPTEMBER:
After our trip to Cairns we came back to warmer weather and a few changes. Jenny and her family had moved out of the house into their new house and it made things much quieter without the kids. Of course we still see them regularly, but it was nice to move into our own room upstairs for a change of scenery. Also, coming into spring I am enjoying all the springy things around, like flowers blooming, crickets chirping, and getting swooped by birds! I knew the Magpie swoop was inevitable, but it still caught me by surprise both times it happened. They swoop from behind and even make a beak clipping noise! There were also the noisy "Pluther Mothers" who nest in fields and chasing people away while making a loud squawking noise. Then, there are the little brown birds that occasionally with come near to swoop but mostly just hop along the tree line following you if you're near their nest. Definitely an interesting time!

OCTOBER
This was a crazy busy month! Nearly all of our weekends were booked with things to do. We helped Andrew's brother build a deck a couple weekends, Jenny and I crashed (her cousin's) wedding, we saw an AMAZING Eagles cover band, and we started taking 20km Sunday bike rides to a cute little town called Morpeth. This was part of our training plan for a triathlon we signed up for in November, along with swimming laps twice weekly and a few runs here and there when it wasn't bloody hot. 

Also in October we began experiencing a summer pest...a HUGE bee invasion in the walls of the house. No one got stung the entire time they were here, which was crazy because the sheer numbers of them, but the walls were literally buzzing with the colony busy making honey (which was even dripping from the walls on the inside!) Although they were not aggressive, they still needed to be taken care of. Terry (Andrew's dad) battled with them for weeks. Countless cans of bee killer, air blasted in, holes in the wall, baby powder sprayed in...we tried everything. Now, over a month later, they are still around but we think they are out of the walls. 

Also in October, we were invited to Andrew's brother's fiance, Lauren's 30th birthday party. (Hence the help deck building!) The Oscar theme party was set for the 25th of Oct and conspiracy theories were surrounding the party that maybe it was a wedding. On the day, still unsure if it was a birthday or wedding, but we all showed up dressed to the nines and it turns out it was a wedding! So, Andrew got a new sister-in-law and we all had a fantastic night. 

NOVEMBER
I finally starting working part time in Chris's butcher shop in town. Only a ten minute walk and 5 hours a shift (for cash!) makes this job perfect for me! I never dreamed of working in a butcher shop, but its not so bad. I work mostly with chicken...cutting it, marinating it, and coating it in a crumb mixture. I work right by the counter so I also help customers (finally getting to know my grams/kilograms!). 

Also there are now (in full bloom) Jacaranda trees. I have never heard of such trees, but they are normal looking trees with purple flowers that cover the tree in spring. They look like something out of Doctor Suess and are quite whimsical. Terry and Denise asked me to do a painting for the dining room and I did a Jacaranda tree just from looking at pictures before they even bloomed. I never would have guessed how lovely they truly are! 

The first weekend of November was my first triathlon. I say first, because it definitely won't be my last! It was a great and sunny day. I had hoped to finish the race in 45-50 minutes and did it in 45.20. The swim was the toughest part because it was in the ocean and by the time my race was on it was quite choppy and I ended up taking in some salty water (blech). But I quite enjoyed the day with Andrew and Chris, who both raced together in a longer one and smashed it as well. Next one we're looking at is in January so plenty of time to train!!

FINALLY this brings me to my lovely guest, my best friend LITZY! She arrived Monday and we spent the week in Sydney, looking around the touristy things, relaxing on the beach, taking a ferry trip around the harbor, shopping in the markets, finding happy hours, and playing the guitar/uke. We went to the Melbourne Cup, which is the equivalent of the Kentucky Derby, decked out in headbands and dresses and enjoyed the day doing small bets on plenty of horses. I even won money in the actual Melbourne Cup race (two years in a row!) which was shown on a huge screen since the race was in Melbourne. We experienced some Sydney nightlife and all, but were happy to leave to go to the Blue Mountains for a canyoning adventure. For those who don't know what canyoning is, its a mix of hiking, climbing, sliding, jumping, swimming, and wading through icy waters in canyons through the mountains. Our guide was awesome and we got to do some really cool things. We followed up our adventure filled day with some kangaroo pizza and beers before crashing early and heading back to Raymond Terrace, with a stop at the Reptile Park to see some wildlife. There was only one kangaroo out to pet, but heaps of other cool creatures to see including a few koalas and babies! Our time in Raymond Terrace was quiet, but a good end to her trip. We biked around a bit, walked the dogs, she got a tattoo of a coffee chain's logo here, and we enjoyed "Aussie Tukker" (food) home cooked. A good time was had by all


That about wraps up the big adventures here, but there will be more to come with a few packed weeks with my parents here starting next Friday! Stay tuned :)

Finding Nemo

I have been pretty successful in immersing myself in as much of Australia as I could thus far, exploring Sydney (extensively), going to Melbourne, living in huge and small cities, soaking in the sun, petting kangaroos, and reeling in a real Aussie bloke. One of the big things that I wanted to do on my trip here was visit the Great Barrier Reef. And, finally, I did!

The trip to Cairns was in the books for a while. Planned for a week when Andrew didn't have to work and right before Cairns got unbearably hot in the summer, we left Newcastle on September 6th. The vacation couldn't have come at a better time for us because we both needed a relaxing holiday and when we got to Cairns the weather was perfect...about 80 degrees every day and no rain! 

One of the first things I noticed flying into Cairns wasn't the crystal blue water, but instead, the rainforest mountains that surround the bustling tourist city. Cairns itself actually doesn't have a lot of beach. There is the Esplanade, which is the main strip down by the water...but, the water isn't even water, its mud flats! When settlers first came to Cairns they were surprised by the shallow water near shore. They dug out a canal to get into a harbor area with a bit deeper water, but them digging out the passage led to huge amount of sand and dirt settling all along the coast, leaving a huge mud flat! Definitely not what I expected when hoping to catch some rays on the sand, but our apartment complex had three swimming pools which we lounged around. 

Crocodile hand feeding

It was overall a pretty quiet trip, but we did do a lot of things! We rented a car for two days which led to some great day trips around the area. On the first day we went to the Crystal Cascades, a series of waterfalls about 30 minutes from Cairns. The hike was short and the water was too cold to swim in but we took some great pictures in the lush rainforest with the rocky falls. From there we headed to Palm Cove, a lazy tourist town a short drive North of Cairns with plenty of resorts and a huge sandy beach. We got lunch and strolled to the beach. We didn't actually go in the water because of the huge signs warning against crocodiles and jelly fish (yikes!). Then we got ice cream and headed onto our next stop, a crocodile farm! Normally a croc farm wouldn't be my first choice, but I have to say, it was very interesting seeing these monstrous dinosaur-like creatures, the biggest was 750 kg! There was a boat tour where the keepers strung up chicken bits on a long pole and had the crocs jump out of the water to grab them. It was incredible how high they could jump and how easily they could hide in the shallow water. There was also a "croc attack" show where a keeper actually got into the cage with a croc (his toes in the water and all!) and demonstrated a croc's dead roll, head shake, and ability to hide in water that was no more than 2 feet! Then he ended the show by feeding the croc...out of his hand! The rest of the croc park also had all the fuzzy Australia creatures, kangas, wallabies, and koalas...and at the end of day we got to hand feed Cassowaries (remember those big birds with blue necks that have been known to disembowel humans?!). 

Our second day with the car had us driving 90 minutes North to Mossman Gorge. A shuttle bus took us up the mountain from there and we went on a hike through the rainforest, seeing huge trees, more waterfalls, and some rainforest wildlife like blue butterflies and rainforest turkeys of some sort. From there we went for lunch at Port Douglas. Similar to Palm Cove with lots of touristy things (but much larger!) we walked along the bustling main street and had lunch at a pub before heading back to Cairns. 

On Thursday we finally got to the reef! We booked a tour that included a fast boat, two stops, snorkeling, and one scuba dive. The boat ride took about 90 minutes while we were briefed on scuba safety and all. Then at the first stop, Andrew, myself, and two other people were the first group in the water. The dive itself wasn't my favorites (we had to hold onto the instructor the entire time!) but the underwater life was spectacular! Our first stop was "Nemo" where a photographer took our picture close to the little clown fish in his anemone home.  Unfortunately we were not allowed to have our own cameras for the first dive and Andrew and I both looked wonky in the photographer's so it was an easy choice not to get the pictures. We also got to pick up this ginormous red sea slug, which was surprisingly not too squishy but still kinda gross! After our 25 minute dive we headed up to the boat and did a bit of snorkeling. The reef has real shallow parts so the snorkeling was great as well but we were both a bit tired, hungry, and having ear problems so we settled back on the boat for lunch and then we were off to the next place. 

Wally!

We declined a second dive and decided to just stick to the snorkeling at the next place. And boy, we weren't disappointed! Upon jumping into the water, a large fish called a "Wally" came up and was looking for people to tickle its lips. Taking a clue from one of the guides, I got right in and gave Wally a couple good tickles! He was a funny fish for sure. We spent the next two hours snorkeling around the amazing reef. There was heaps of fish and coral but the guide pointed out some special ones. For example, the rainbow-colored Parrot fish, which eats the coral and poops out the white sand that sits on the bottom of the reef. Or the Romeo and Juliet fishes who are always in a pair and one dies without the other...he said because true love, but maybe also because the fact that they eat and look out for predators as a team and without both one can't eat peacefully so it starves. 

After a long day in the water we settled in for the 90 minute ride home and enjoyed a beer near the docks. We only went out to dinner the last two nights since we had a kitchen in our apartment but we found a fabulous New Orleans restaurant and a Greek restaurant...both were absolutely delicious and were a great way to end our time in Cairns. On the way home we had a four hour layover in Brisbane and got to go into one of those fancy lounges with free food and open bar which was the best end to the trip!

Hometown Glory

It has been almost two months since my last update and quite a bit has happened here! 

We have moved from Sydney to Raymond Terrace, Andrew's hometown. We are currently camped out in his parent's house with them and Andrew's sister Jenny and her family (husband and three children). The whole move went smoothly and we have settled into our own living space, the entire bottom floor with ease. The pace of Raymond Terrace compared to Sydney is huge! RT definitely has a "small town" feel with prices being cheaper, pubs closing closer to midnight than 3 am, and friendly, genuine people. Reminds me of Rhinelander a little bit sometimes!

I have been applying to jobs here to no avail, YET. Places are beginning to hire for Christmas work so I am on the prowl. I have been spending my days either walking the dogs, three living here at the moment, down by the river, helping Jenny pack up her old house to move, or painting. I have painted the three kids all little canvas paintings for their new house and am currently working on a big canvas that will hang upstairs in the dining room! Considering I have not really done any painting like this before, I am pretty proud of my progress so far (pictures to come when finished!)

Some other feats since being here:

Chingy Concert

-I attending a Chingy concert in Newcastle (a bigger city about 30 minutes away). For those of you who don't know Chingy, he is a rapper with hits like "Right Thurr" and "Holiday Inn". Not typically my kind of music but the people watching there was pristine! There was quite the onslaught of groupies and girls scandalously-clad trying to sneak up to VIP after the 30 minute concert. My highlight of the night? I got to high five Chingy!

Big Buck Hunter with Andrew's Dad

- Dave, Andrew's youngest brother left for a 2 year trip to London in mid July. We celebrated his last weekend with a big pub crawl. At one of the bars I went undefeated for a 10 game streak in Big Buck Hunter. Pretty proud of my Wisco "Bar Kid" heritage there :)

-August 1-3 Andrew and I went to Melbourne for a weekend. He was asked to be the godfather for his friend's son there and we made a weekend of the Christening celebration. We stayed in the city Friday night and explored around the HUGE market, the shopping, the city, and a bit of the nightlife. Saturday we went to the city zoo (think Andrew has had enough after 5 zoos since I've came here!) and then to his friends house. A lovely, but exhausting weekend. 

Lining up for City2Surf

-August 9-10 Andrew I and returned to Sydney to run the 14km City2Surf. With only training 5km at a time and a late case of shin splints on Andrew's part, we aimed for a 100 minute run. We ran the course in 89 minutes and considering all the bobbing and waving through the hoards of people (80,000 in all!) I was extremely proud of our strong finish! We also got to go out in a section of Sydney considered the "Red Light District". We had a blast with Andrew's boss, Phil, both nights we stayed there, and with his other boss, Gene, and coworker the other night. 

-August 11th, upon arriving home after the two hour drive, Andrew said "We're home, but we're not staying here. Grab what you need and we're going again." A bit unsure of what we actually doing, I grabbed the things I needed, including a nice dress, and we went to the Hunter Valley, a region close to RT with hundreds of wineries. We arrived at a little Bed and Breakfast where we had our own cottage with kangaroos in the front yard! We went to one winery and bought a delicious bottle of red before tucking into the cottage for the night. Long story short, after we danced to "Longest Time" by Billy Joel, Andrew proposed! Of course I said "yes!" and kissed him so hard I accidentally gave myself a bloody nose! We enjoyed the rest of our little one-night getaway with a scrumptious breakfast and then drove back the 45 minutes to RT. 

Our cottage

Those have been the highlights as of late! Although we are struggling a bit with jobs/money we will pull through and its been great being around his family over the last month and a half. Also, I'm nearly half way done with my time here! Time sure is flying! Couple of things to look forward to in coming weeks, a one week trip to Cairns (the Great Barrier Reef) Sept 6-13, spring starting in Sept, and Litzy and my parents coming in November. More adventures to come! 

Australia's Most Deadly

Before coming here, I saw many pictures and heard many stories about deadly creatures in Oz. In fact, its one of the most venomous places, if not THE most venomous place in the world. I'm not just talking snakes here...there are all kinds of creatures here that could kill you with one drop of their toxic venom. These things terrify me so much that since I got here I have been saying stuff like: "Don't touch it...it will probably kill you" about everything from plants and flowers to bugs and reptiles of all kinds. I'm not the only one taking this lightly either! After a "Game of Thrones" exhibit came to Sydney I knew I had to see it...But upon getting into the massive line up this morning, I learned that the line was so long that the point where I was in line (only 10 minutes after the exhibit opened for the day) would not only be waiting upwards of 6 hours, but probably not make it in before the exhibit closed for the day. With a heavy heart I got out of line and after grabbing a coffee with Andrew decided to wander around the Australia Museum instead. One of the exhibits there was called "Surviving Australia" and featured all of the things that could maim, mutilate, and kill you, hence what inspired this blog and reminded me why some people will probably never journey to Oz...

First, let's start with the water. The beautiful white sand beaches, crystal waters, and colorful coral reefs are some of the most numerous and beautiful in the world. But, I know what you're thinking...the thing that Oz oceans are most famous for...Sharks. There are over 160 species of sharks in Oz and the greatest number of Great White sharks in the world! In fact, back in the olden days places like Coogee had "shark nets" included in the beaches where you would pay a fee to swim sure that no shark would take your leg. If that's not enough to scare you out of the oceans, if you're swimming in Northern Oz waters (especially between November and March) there is another ocean killer...Jellyfish. Oz is home to the Box Jellyfish, the most venomous in the world. A sting from this fella can kill a human in about 4 minutes! There is an antidote, however, it needs to be administered immediately.

Blue Ring Octopus

Cone Shells

If you make it past the sharks and jellyfish there are still more deadly things in the turquoise oceans...Pretty Cone Shells line the ocean floor around reefs with beautiful colors on glossy, perfectly shaped shells. If you're thinking about picking one of these up to take home, you'll probably not make it home because they shoot a "harpoon" of venom at their prey (or attacker) which is powerful enough to immobilize humans and cause excruciating pain to which there is no anti-venom. As if there wasn't enough to be scared about the oceans here, there is one more silent (and usually small) ocean killer which is found dominantly in New South Wales (i.e. Sydney!)...the Blue-Ringed Octopus. This little guy is the most venomous marine life out there, and each little guy (they rarely grow bigger than your hand) has enough venom to kill 26 humans in minutes. If you look at the average picture of this little guy you may wonder why they call the brown, grey, tan, and white guy "blue"...But if you find one that is agitated, you will see blue electric rings light up the little guy before he injects you with his toxin which is 1200 times more powerful than Cyanide! Immediately there is no effect and most people don't even realized they've been injected. But within minutes, paralysis begins which eventually reaches the heart and lungs. There is no anti-venom and the only way for someone to be kept alive is by CPR for 24 hours.

So, you decide you're going to stay out of the ocean and just stick to swimming in freshwater lakes and river here? Well, they are home to another one of Oz's finest killer, crocodiles. They didn't call Steve Irwin (an Aussie) the croc hunter for nothing! Oz is home to some of the biggest crocs in the world, some reaching up to 7 meters (22 feet) in length and weighing as much as a small car. You may be thinking, how do I avoid these? Well, the museum suggests you ask locals where the crocs are and do not swim there...quite reliable eh? Also, you know those cute little Duck-Billed Platypuses? The males have a talon on their back legs which inject venom. It doesn't kill you but it does cause a lot of pain.

Alright, so now that you're not going near the Oz waters, what about a nice hike in the Bushland? You may run into something even more unpleasant...Oz is home to 190 species of snake, 25 of which are toxic to humans. Of those 25, 20 are in the "Top 25 Most Deadly Snakes" in the world and wraps up the top 10.
There are a reported 1600-2000 snake bites per year in Oz, although not all are by deadly snakes. The most deadly is the Eastern Brown Snake, which is fast and aggressive. Others topping out the list include the Tiger Snake, which inhabits metropolitan areas around the coast, the Inland Taipan, the most venomous snake in the world with toxic venom that can kill a human in less than 45 minutes, and the Death Adder, and with a name that says "death" you can only imagine what this one's capable of!

Funnel Wed Spider

Maybe you decide to just sit tight in your hotel and maybe wander around the city a bit instead of hiking or swimming...if this is the case, you may meet another one of Oz's infamous inhabitants...spiders. Before reading on, just take a glance at this website...They're big. They're hairy. They're everywhere. Generally the spiders you see out and about (or in your house) aren't deadly. The Huntsman spider (which greeted me on my first night in Oz) is pretty big and common in houses, but not poisonous. They eat bugs and cockroaches so some households graciously accept them. There are also many big spiders out in big webs in bushes all over the city (and Botanic Gardens especially) that spin beautiful golden webs. Also, not poisonous and their webs are used to spin silk garments in places in Asia! However, there are (once again) some of the most venomous spiders in the world residing commonly in Oz. There is the Sydney Funnel-Web, guess where you find that one? They spin a web that looks like a funnel (commonly in trees) and catch prey with fangs that are longer than a Brown Snake's and strong enough to pierce fingernails. Their venom is strong enough to kill humans but there was an anti-venom developed in the 1980s. There are also Redbacks, which resemble Black Widows. They hide under toilet seats and in other dry, sheltered places. They also have toxic venom and there is a reported 250 bites per year. Finally, there are Trap-Door spiders that dig holes in the ground for prey to fall into leading them to an easy meal. Although not deadly for humans, their toxins cause nausea and pain. These ones are special because they can live to be up to 20 years old (Harry Potter stuff here!).

Magpie Danger sign from a zoo

Also, remember those cute little Magpies I mentioned that I had been feeding on my balcony? The pretty black and white birds are very common throughout Oz and usually don't cause a nuisance to people. But, during nesting time, September-November, they are very protective of their nests and have been known to "swoop" people passing by. Although these airborne attacks rarely involve contact,  emergency departments record that most attacks are aimed at the face and eyes.

Do these Oz inhabitants make you second-guess every notion you've ever had about travelling to Oz? Well...fear not loyal readers! There are on average about 120,000 deaths per year in Oz and you can count the number of deaths related to snakes, sharks, and crocs all on one hand. There haven't been deaths from spiders (even the most deadly!) since the 80s! Typically, only 2-4 snake bites are fatal, 1 person is killed by a croc, and 1 by sharks. Oz is home to such beautiful and exotic creatures, not to mention beautiful views, that it would be a shame to let a few venomous animals scare you away! And for the ladies, in a recent poll, Australian men were voted the most attractive men on the planet! Sorry guys, Aussie women came 7th, but still pretty dang good! So don't be afraid of the little things (or big things in the case of sharks/crocs), don't provoke them and they won't poke you (says the final sign in the museum exhibit!).

Until next time, unless a spider/snake/shark/croc/magpie/octopus/shell/jellyfish/platypus gets me!

Fun and Games

It has been awhile since my last update and there has been a lot going on!

For starters, I began a new job. It's a pretty casual job nannying for two girls, ages 6 and 11 over the school holidays (winter holidays here for a couple weeks...still hard to believe its winter in June, but more on that later). I have only done it a couple days so far but they are super easy to watch and I can't complain about being paid almost 3 times the Wisconsin minimum wage in cash to hang out with girls all day and take them to the park and do arts and crafts!

Unfortunately, I won't be able to do the job long since (after quite a turn of events) we are moving in about 3 weeks! On July 15th we will have to be out of our apartment here and will be moving to Raymond Terrace and living with Andrew's parents for a brief time while looking for houses in Newcastle, a city quite a bit smaller than Sydney (about 600,000 people), and quite a bit cheaper, but still with plenty of beach access and entertainment. We were thinking about for a while but hadn't planned on anything until August 15th at the earliest. But, one of our flatmates finding somewhere else to move has sped up the process. It's a welcome change in all honesty and I'm sure our wallets will thank us!

Rabbitohs...Very intimidating bunny with Xmas colors!

A couple weekends ago I also checked another item of my Oz bucketlist and went to a live professional rugby game! This story goes all the way back to December when Muzz, Andrew's brother in law, sent my parents and me hats for a Sydney rugby team called the Rabbitohs. The team has a rocky history with some championship wins ages ago followed by such a bad streak that they were almost eliminated from the league. However, Russel Crowe bought the team, pumped lots of money into the players and coaches and VOILA suddenly they are so bad. They finished strong last year but had a rocky start this year. Previously we had only watched one game on TV of the Rabbitohs vs. Tigers and the Tigers, a team that was ranked very low, absolutely creamed the Rabbitohs. So when Muzz asked Andrew and I to attend the Rabbitohs vs Tiger game live with him, his dad, and his brother in law, we of course obliged! We had pretty great seats in the huge Olympic Stadium and tickets were real cheap at around $30 per person (makes me wonder why we charge so much for NFL games in the States?) and after a difficult time getting there, which included 4km of walking, we arrived just in time for the game (and some Krispy Kreme doughnuts from a vendor!)

Stadium in Olympic days

The stadium itself was amazing. It was used for the 2000 Olympics and then later converted into a rugby stadium but removing a big portion of the higher up seats and the running track and adding seats where the track was. For your sake, I will try to simplify rugby just so you get a taste of the Aussie equivalent to the NFL... First, the field is 100 meters long (roughly looks the same as a football field) and has a goal post (similar, but smaller than field goal posts) on each end. Basic game play begins with a kickoff and the receiving team attempting to run the ball the length of the field in 6 attempts. Hand passes may only be backward although there are some other rules about kicking it forward (usually used as 6th attempt in order to get the ball further from their own goal line before the other team gets it) but these kicks may also be caught by the kicking team and then play is continued from there. In order to score a "try" (aka touchdown) the played much actually touch the ball on the ground in the goal area. This is worth 4 points. Then the team gets to attempt a field goal (20 meters back from where the ball was touched on the ground, which could make the kicker kick from the far left/right) worth 2 points. After a try the scoring team receives again and the game continues. In this way, the games are often "runaway" scoring since one team is constantly receiving the ball. Two of the biggest differences to NFL is the clock, which rarely actually stops (only for bad injuries-there isn't even timeouts!) and the gear worn by the players, which is just (short) shorts, a polo, shoes, knee-high socks, and the optional (but WAY uncool) lightly padded head gear. This makes the impact hits so much harder and much more dangerous (one guy this season broke his back and will probably never be able to walk again). The game is simple enough to follow and you can't beat the environment, which was great for us because the Rabbitohs won! We celebrated quite late into the night with the boys and actually ended up at a karaoke bar which was a blast (of course).

Recently there was also a big rugby match called the State of Origin which is when the players are either on the red or blue team depending on whether they are from the North (Queensland) or South (New South Wales). NSW was blue this year and although they hadn't won the 3 game tournament in years they came out strong. Andrew and I missed the first game, which was won by Blue (NSW!), but we did see the second one which was more fighting than playing and ended up with another Blue win, giving us the title for the year!

Vivid lights on the Opera House

Since I haven't updated in quite some time I missed telling everyone about Vivid and my first visitors here from the States. Vivid is a week-long light festival in the city and harbor which basically lights up buildings and includes cool and interaction art pieces featuring lights. There was a real neat light show ON the Opera House (watch it here ) but my favorite part was the random lighted kangaroos/clouds/shapes that went across the skyline of buildings! Very neat festival that rang in the beginning of winter. Also during this time the Rotary International Convention was in Sydney. This brought two Rotarians that I know here, my friends Justin and Ann. We got dinner one night and another night went out for a crazy night on the town (which involved dinner, drinks, pickle backs, a drag show, and late night Chinese). I loved playing "tour guide" and I'm happy to say that it won't be my last time as my best friend Litzy just booked a trip here and my parents are also looking to come out, both trips in November...Couldn't ask for a better birthday present!